nothing feels better than winning monopoly. not love. not sex. not free pizza. nothing
I’m sorry, have you tried pizza…?
yes and it doesn’t compare to owning half the board and watching the light die from your friends eyes as you take their money and feel your friendship slowly deteriorate
i like you
I can’t believe I watched that whole thing. Smh. That’s how I know I am.
where are the notes
we fucking broke it, guys